Books

My name is Gary Wrenn and I’m an alcoholic. But I’m getting ahead of myself. It took a long time for me to get to the point where I could (gratefully) admit to being an alcoholic. This is a 15-minute story about 20 years of addiction.

Partying is how Gary woke up in England after blacking out in Texas, got lost in the woods after chasing a singing butterfly, lost his pants at a Dave Matthews Concert, got ejected from theme parks, drank at over twenty bars in a single day, and received academic scholarships to his university. The 99 stories in these pages comprised a...

Service industry friends… Are you tired of the real-world negativity? Jaded from years of customer service? Read this joyous book and experience life lessons Gary learned from cleaning movie theater auditoriums, serving drunks, slinging high priced menu items, smiling all day at a magical theme park, selling insurance to the military, parking...

A Sheltered Texas teenager gets the opportunity of a lifetime: A European vacation for her 17th birthday! And during the Christmas holidays! It’s a bummer when she ends up being hunted by a sadistic woman during a Wren Day celebration on the Isle of Man. Why her? Why now? Wrenna tells the story in her own words...

A simple to-go order at an infamous barbecue restaurant turns into a deadly game of cat and mouse.

Peek into the investigation of the disappearance of a Dallas-based flight attendant in 2020, kidnapped from her overnight hotel on Valentine’s Day night. What was ultimately uncovered would later be described as “a world of horror evilly crafted by serial killers” and “terrors beyond the imagination of sane people.”

Texans believe there exists an otherworldly “saying” that can be used for revenge following moments of inconceivable injustice. When heinous crimes lead to heartbreak and death. Some deaths merely uncalled for, some more violent than others, and some too soon in the lives of those involved. More complex than words can describe, this “saying” is...

The citizens of San Antonio play host to a viral outbreak during “A Night in Old San Antonio,” the city’s most crowded and exciting yearly party. A group of friends race against the clock to find safety, kick some butt, and make sense of the horrors that befall a beautiful city during its cultural celebration. Zombies, y’all!

An Adult Supernatural Horror Fantasy novella in which Cupid pits humans in a game of life or death to see if true love really can conquer all... Richard Lichter is a simple career-oriented movie buff whose only vice is living a healthy, active lifestyle. But when Cupid turns evil and creates a dating app that transports matched couples into a...

Calling all cinema hounds, film lovers, cinephiles, movie buffs, and casual fans. In these pages are 99 unique and enlightening articles, conversations, and lists written about cinema’s greatest productions, characters, genres, and more.

The 99 entries cover over 3,000 movies, including classics, horror, musicals, action, adventure, thrillers,...

In these pages are 99 movie quotes I have borrowed over the years. Some quotes are naughty, some are nice, but all are funny when used in the right setting, perfectly outlined for you. Take it from the author, all of these have been tried and tested, to varying reactions.

Use them.
Abuse them.
Have fun.

Also, take the films quoted in this book...

I love writing lists. Not only is it a good hobby, but it also makes me feel good. I want YOU to feel good as well. Here are 99 lists to fill out when feeling down or to leave behind for others to get to know you a little more.

These lists are meant to provide good memories, a slight challenge, and positive feelings. Also, you are about to...

Make more money at your restaurant by following these simple step-ups in your service, as well as making sure your entire restaurant is held accountable for providing the best service possible.

Gary has worked for five major restaurant concepts and trained the service staff at numerous more locations. After twenty years of restaurant customer...