Where Are My Pants and What Happened Last Night??!!: 99 REASONS TO STAY SOBER (99 Series: Memoirs Book 2)

Partying is how Gary woke up in England after blacking out in Texas, got lost in the woods after chasing a singing butterfly, lost his pants at a Dave Matthews Concert, got ejected from theme parks, drank at over twenty bars in a single day, and received academic scholarships to his university. The 99 stories in these pages comprised a twenty-year addiction journey, filled with pleasure and pain. At the dark end of chemical submission, Gary was kidnapped by alcohol, seduced by drugs, hooked on tobacco, and allowed his sickness to dictate his behavior. He fought hard for redemption, learned to love himself, stopped hurting his mind and body, and embraced the light hidden in his dark times. Shared with an optimistic viewpoint of a dry life, these stories, lists, and adventures from Gary’s past teach how to come to terms with your former decisions and obtain help when you are ready. He also reveals how amazing the world becomes once you finally say goodbye to your addictions and demons.